Total Medals Earned: 548 (From 92 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,545 Points
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/150 points)
Travel over 2.5 miles
Die 5 Times
Run 250 people over
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Activate Tiger Mode
Destroy 100 cars
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/155 points)
Beat Island Beast
Beat Canyon Beast
Get all 4 spells
Defeat Demon Beast
Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Defeat all 3 knights
Level up everything to level 8
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/205 points)
Beat 5 Levels
Beat 10 Levels
Check out Closure on Steam!
Beat 20 Levels
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/215 points)
Learn how to play this game, dammit
Play freestyler mode
Complete levels 1 to 5
Complete levels 11 to 15
Complete levels 6 to 10
Complete levels 16 to 20
Complete levels 21 to 25
Complete all 30 levels to beat the game
Medals Earned: 7/22 (40/140 points)
Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
Explode 100 castles pieces.
Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
Kill the king first on any level.
Destroy 100 barrels.
Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.
Melt 100 castle pieces.
Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.
Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.
Cover an enemy in acid.
Freeze 100 castle pieces.
Kill the Jester last on any level.
Burn 5 enemies in one shot.
Burn 100 castle pieces.
Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.
Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.
Crush all castles
Get gold medals on all castles.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/50 points)
Beat the first boss.
Beat the second boss.
Beat Classic mode.
Beat the game.
Beat the game with at least $100B left.
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)
well! what is it!
prostration
well! what it is!
*looks skyward*
*points down*
praise the sun!
*proper bow*
r1 r1 r1 r1
roll bs roll bs roll bs
impossibru!
010 dies lol
020 dies
030 dies
040 dies
050 dies
060 dies
070 dies
080 dies
090 dies
100 dies omgwtf
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/250 points)
Evolve the vertical movement mutation
Get to rank 3 in the Destroyer challenge
Get to rank 3 of the Graze challenge
Get to rank 3 in the Mutant challenge
Complete the game
Complete all the challenges
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!